2srooky:

abunchofgrapes:

2srooky:

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

Why not.

hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65



#PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR DEATH EATERS VOLDY
awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

lucifcr:

my favorite tv shows? oh well i love doctor what, paranormal, adolescent coyote, a long time ago, sure lock, spooky tales of the united states, how did i make the acquaintance of your procreator, abandoned black child, cannibal… i mean a bit of everything here and there you know

woodmeat:

-nirvana-fan-:

woodmeat:

she succ me thru my boxers

Why don’t you learn proper english sir

shut the fuck out my face

failstun:

i have arrived

failstun:

i have arrived

mortymemes:

"tumblr should make a school!! we can talk about ships and write fanfics an-"

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humorking:

same

humorking:

same

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?