heyitspj:

morthils:

s0mbodybetter:

betakomaeda:

i want everyone who has ever used the internet to witness this photograph of an exploding pikachu figurine

the demon is fucking escaping holy fucking christ help us

free him


CONCEAL HIM

heyitspj:

morthils:

s0mbodybetter:

betakomaeda:

i want everyone who has ever used the internet to witness this photograph of an exploding pikachu figurine

the demon is fucking escaping holy fucking christ help us

free him

CONCEAL HIM

moontopmountain:

I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high

she seemed surprised

merbearedie:

I have to pee so bad but moving in my current situation is a felony

image

plz send help

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here
  • partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
  • me: okay
  • me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
  • partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
  • me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday
  • vvant:

    futuremrslizcrosby8714:

    vvant:

    DO U EVER WANT A SPECIFIC PERSON TO JUST WAKE UP NAKED IN BED WITH U OUT OF NOWHERE

    Sidney
    Beau
    Patrick
    Johnny
    Jeff
    Zac
    Jordan
    Eric
    Drayson
    GALLY
    Landy
    Jared
    Shall I continue????

    no bc i dont know any of those ppl

    Caspar in every video Sexy Youtube Quiz with Tyler Oakley

    officialschool:

    me as a detective

    If the devil’s going to use a human womb for his spawn,
    he’s going to want a little more bang for his buck.
    One gifset per episode • AHS 1.08

    imaginethedarkerside:

    dunflower:

    u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

    No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

    dutchster:

    dildotho:

    one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet